Open Letter

Hilarious ! A pre-election-results open letter from GQ magazine:

An excerpt:

Dear President Kerry/Bush,

Congratulations! What a (squeaker/landslide)! Amazing that (Ohio/Guam) made the difference! And those last-minute attack ads with the (Kennebunkport crack dealers/limbless Swift-boat veterans)? Incredible! And dumping (Shrum/Cheney)? Gutsy and brilliant!