Terrible Week

What a freakin' horrible week so far - everything that can go wrong has been. Didn't get paid on time (thank you very much, Global Payroll Services), mainframe systems at work go down, hair trimmer breaks down in the middle of a shave, can't find my razor, birdshit on my favorite pair of slacks. Okay, so the last one didn't happen, but I'm irritated to the nth degree nonetheless.