Rehab and the Imminent Loss of My Internet

I like to call it my Internet. Not that it's personally mine, having been invented by Al Gore and all, but we've grown so close over the last few years that I like to think we're in a committed relationship.

So, anyway, I enter the intensive phase of my rehab program on the 11th; to be immediately preceded by an almost weeklong stay in a detox program.

My most pressing concern ? Loss of my continuously-available Internet connection.

I can (and have) got thru most anything (so far), but that ?

That'll take some big cojones.